Just days into the career of Johnny Manziel, he made waves by bypassing every opportunity to prove to the Cleveland Browns he was serious about playing pro football, to go party in Las Vegas, and take in UFC 173. This is obviously shocking to us in the national media, due to the fact that all through his college career he was criticized for partying, and not paying attention to his studies.
But much to the dismay of the hordes of Johnny Football fans his career may be permanently derailed by his actions (or inactions) during this latest stunt. After urinating in his bathroom, Manziel failed to lower the seat on the toilet in his hotel room, causing a young female caller to fall into the bowl. This was amplified by the fact the toilet was an "elongated bowl" style toilet, causing the young lady's entire backside to be covered in toilet water.
The young lady's father was then quoted to say, "I believe that this whole incident was an unfortunate combination of alcohol, and having a stupid whore for a daughter." He continued by saying that, "Her future is shot, but I will still be a big fan of Johnny's and hopes that this incident doesn't derail his own promising future."
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