Reports are that in preparation for taking over ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers that Steve Ballmer has upped his number of public speaking appearances in order to train to be on the roster!
Sources close to Mr Ballmer say that there is no way he was putting up 2 billion dollars for the team if it wasn't for the singular goal of being a pro athlete. "There's no way that (Steve Ballmer) could do this in any other pro sport. But he wan't to be the last member of his bench. He wants to come in if the team is being blown out to shoot three pointers, and be the guy who intentionally fouls late in games to avoid the other players being in foul trouble for a potential overtime."
Here is a sample of Mr, Ballmer's training methods...
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