Trashinal Sports golf columnist Duff Fader says, "They got Tiger, and the damn near got Rory too, but we got him back." Of course he is referring to women kind. Obviously after destroying Tiger Woods, us here in the national media have been leary of golfers and their girlfriends/wives.
Rory McIlroy was toeing a similar line, which peaked when fiance Caroline Woziacky showed up at the Masters after failing the audition for the upcoming "Jem and the Holograms" live action movie. Augusta is barely tolerant of normal women, but attention drawing ones is barely acceptable.
Rory apparently had enough, and sure enough after kicking her to the curb last week, turned around and won the PGA championship.
Coincidence? Apparently the PGA isn't so sure. Rumblings in the inner workings of the organization says that the PGA is working on changing the bylaws to state that if you are in the top 10 rankings of the PGA that your marriage would be automatically annulled.
Unfair? Duff Fader says no, "You have to realize that most of these young men were too big of golf nerds as kids to ever be popular among the ladies. Rory may have never had a girlfriend until he began earning tour checks. Tiger was the same story, and suddenly money was no object and women would give it to him for free. And hell, he'd still go and pay for it."
We will keep our ear close to this developing story.
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